Lefty: Ya know, George, I never had the courage to ask you this before...but now that we're huge country music legends, icons even, one might even say -- stars--well---

George: Can the crap, Z-man, what's up?

Lefty: Could you lend me five bucks? I need a couple cheeseburgers..

George: Hey, BurgerBoy, I see the menu taped on your mike stand, and a burger is only $3.00! Why do you need $5?

Awww, hell! Did Curly Sue take away your allowance again?

At this point, it would probably be best to exit this conversation, before the tears and begging set in...

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