well...to be honest, when Maxxie is really out-of-control, we take him off his acoustic guitar, sit him down behind the drum, and have Crawdad beat him until he "bites the cymbal."

This is an ancient technique dating back to the Roman Empire, and is a method of controlling crazed musicians...

It's not a pretty sight, as you can imagine...and worst of all is the fact that Crawdad enjoys it so much, as you can see by his beer-swilling, self-satisfied smirk.

Hit the BACK button to get back to something--anything--that isn't so decadent.

This is just a sad, sad situation, and I'm sorry you had to see it.

That's all I have to say about that.

Miz B


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