Contact the Band

Keep the words simple, if you're writing the Cowboys.

If you need to talk to me, Miz B, it's okay to use your normal vocabulary.

Despite all our habitual lying*** (don't worry...we're in a 12-step program), we'd love to hear from you...really!

We've found it easiest if you just contact our mailroom, and your message will get through to the right person in our enormous megaconglomerate business...***

Oh—and when you call, maybe we can sell you a condo in the Virgin Islands while we're at it.

So: in reference to the website, bookings, advertising, ordering, talking to a specific Cowboy or anything else, contact us here!

What's on your mind, dear, wise web-hopper? Fill me in. I'm sure I'll answer...I always do.

 

Your nickname, if you want to tell me.
Your email (so very secure!)
What brought you here?
Your message:

***Ooops. Did it again.  

We play music different!