More Musical Q & A Lore...

Q: Is it true that a marathon automobile race is held every year in honor of indie music?

A. Yes. Many, many Indie bands gather together and play music harmoniously for a very long time. No one ever fights, starts fires or throws up, which is one reason why we are so respected. This ceremony is known as "The Indy 500."

In the background, to demonstrate solidarity, fancy cars race around and around in circles, seemingly endlessly. When all the musicians are tired, and the pit crews want some beer, the 500 is officially over for another year. Long live the Indy 500!

How did music begin?

For over 7,000 years, groups of roving herdsmen known as "Major Labels" have roamed the face of the earth, seeking gifted individuals who are able to "sing" or to make sounds with "instruments," which are unusual objects which can be manipulated in some manner to create "sound." These items have been mass produced by artisans in caves and shacks all across the world for eons, and are frequently shipped across the seas by rail to other regions and peoples, where they quickly are mastered, and the cycle begins again.

Only recently have Major Labels faced any serious predators in the natural world. Though the predators at this time are scarce, there are rumors that they are being seen in larger numbers in urban areas in particular, some as loners and other in packs.
 
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