One miniscule and very, very minor problem: I lie as often as I tell the truth. But ONLY on stuff that doesn't matter.

For example, I'm not sure Paul McCartney heard us. But I'm pretty sure he did, maybe.
Elton too. I think. One time.

Man alive, crazed visitors...

Glad you made it.

A few beers while we were waiting
helped, of course...

News! News! Album 4 is out...It's available for listening or buying (subliminal urging) at CDBaby. It's kinda, well... political.

With a lot of other tunes, too. Think Dylan, Rolling Stones, Beatles...I'm so damn old I still fantasize about Paul McCartney, even though he IS married to a child who is about eight years old and he's about 90. Missing some appendage, someplace on her.  I try not to think of them having sex. His kids are older than she is.

Ewwww.

Mission of Lost Souls

Cheery, huh?

              

Here's what we've got:

4 totally different albums to check out free--rock, country, pop, you name it—we've tried it...yes, of course, do include the kitchen sink—

created by a group of several basically schizoid, out of control head cases, whom you'll meet in depth within these friendly confines if they manage not to kill themselves falling off stages in the meantime.

A mailing list where you can win free CD's, t-shirts, expensive phtographs of brilliant beauty, and other thrillingly indescribable "stuff" – some ridiculous, some pretty cool various this-and that kinds of things that quite a many fan-types seem to think are actually quite funny...or so say the critics...

Yeah, I know--critics suck!* Don't they?**

So stick around a bit and check us out. Believe it or not, the Crazed Cowboys manage to turn out music that is actually really, really good according to those "in the know," however shocking that may seem, given their sinful evil-doing proclivities... (damn those evil-doers!)

And I oughta know, because I'm stuck hanging around with them endlessly, day and night...

Somebody's gotta do it.

Now it's up to you...would you rather listen to some music?

or

check out what the fans, DJ's and other very cool people think about it?

*critics: I'm lying through my teeth...I love you. That little insult was just to impress the unwashed masses...

**unwashed masses: I'm lying like a dog to the critics. Ain't life grand?