Top Ten Reasons Cowboy Maxx Entreats You
to Buy the CD

1. It doesn't suck.

2. You've got to be tired of the Skynyrd disc you have by now.

3. Michael Bolton doesn't sing one syllable on this thing.

4. Where else will you get as much entertainment for -- how much does this thing cost?

5. It makes a really good midget frisbee in a pinch.

6. The foil on the disc will shield you against atomic fallout should the need arise.

7. If you drink a lot and play it backwards, it tells you where Elvis is hiding out.

8. It sounds like a cross between the Everly Brothers and Hulk Hogan.

9. It makes a great target for skeet shooting.

10. It's a great alternative to Spanish fly.

(Private note to you and only you: If you know what Spanish fly is -- please let me know . . . crazymizb@crazedcowboys.com )

 

How about some real reasons to buy?

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Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Back to the Porch!

 

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