Awww, Geezzz...He's posing in his yard again...Bummer. Who does he think he is, the freakin' Marlboro Man?

OK, so you want to know who the hell these guys are.

I won't lie—it's not a pretty picture.

Please be sure that you are emotionally ready for this maniacal mix of personalities, musical genres, and head-cadets

Keep small children away, unless they are belted in; and take any medications or soothing elixers or cocktails you may need...

A wise webmaster once told me to make sure that visitors know who all the "players" are -- I guess so they can feel more comfortable with who they're dealing with. Well, that means the band and me.

Now...here's what I ask you: who cares???

Maybe our moms, but they're not guaranteed. Some fans. Yeah, that's actually true, for live gigs.

Lots of CD sales, due to persons who like the music (despite the guys) and ignore the ignoramuses making it...

So I guess that's why I'm here...to somehow coax you into liking us.

Damn, it irks me to be compared to them!

But...somebody's gotta do it.

Yeah, right... Who do you wanna read about? Now, I'm not saying you have to. I'm saying some web guy said you might want to. Personally, I think you should go read a good book. Maybe that's just the teacher in me. I dunno. You decide for yourself.

Actually, some of them are so boring I haven't even figured out any cool stuff to say about them. So those links aren't "live" yet. But I'll try.

Meet George Lee, Jr.

Meet Crawdad Heck

Meet Lefty Z

Meet Crazy Miz B

Meet Cowboy Maxx

Meet Pecos

Meet Slim

Meet the Amnesia Guy

Meet Tommy Lee

I don't wanna meet them...I wanna hear some MUSIC!

These people are clearly stellar individuals...I must buy their music immediately, and send them money!